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oh my god
oh my fucking god
THE MOMENT THE AUDIO PLAYED, I DROPPED MY HEADPHONES AND WALKED AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER.
(Source: chowguay, via fruity-toops)
I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!!BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!
(Source: jokwonnie, via targaryyens)
one time I texted my friend a picture of me making an ugly face at a bad angle and he got angry at me because he was about to have sex with his girlfriend and saw it and then couldn’t get a boner
(via targaryyens)
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
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How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.
Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.
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(Source: inkglamour, via my-books-cover)
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